Preview : : AUNTY

Winner of Best Comedy at the Auckland Fringe 2017, Johanna Cosgrove's AUNTY is back.

Paying homage to the classic family BBQ (of which you are all invited to attend), we threw Aunty our most hard-hitting BBQ questions, she fielded them well.

 


WG: Whats the best thing to bring to a BBQ?

A: LOVE ME SOME CHEERIOS ALSO KIWI ONION DIP

 

WG: Worst thing to bring to a BBQ?

A: ANYTHING THAT GOES AGAINST MY DIET BE CONSIDERATE PLEASE

 

WG: Favourite non-alcoholic BBQ drink?

A: WHAT'S THAT LOL

 

WG: Favourite alcoholic BBQ drink?

A: MEDIUM WHITE CASK OF CHASSEUR SOMETIMES I KEEP IT CLASSY WITH A LINDEAUR BRUT. CASK WINE IS AN EXCELLENT INVESTMENT ALSO WHEN YOU GET TOO PISSED AND COMA JUST BLOW UP THE SACK AND USE IT AS A PILLOW

 

WG: What's your best BBQ memory?

A: JUST HAVING ALL THE WHANAU BACK TOGETHER ON THE RAZZ IS TRULY AMAZING, I LOVE MY FAMILY AND AM VERY PROUD OF THEM

 

WG: What's your worst BBQ memory?

A: WHEN I WAS VEGAN AND SOMEONE BROUGH A PIG ON A SPIT AND IT BLOODY STUNK, ALSO WHEN THE BOYS SCABBED ALL DURRIES LAST YEAR I WAS BLOODY PISSED OFF

 

WG: Can you convince our readers to attend your BBQ in one sentence?

A: AINT NOBODY DOES A DO LIKE AUNTY DOES A DO DOLLS

 


 

Catch more BBQ banter at AUNTY, showing at Auckland's Basement Theatre until this Saturday and Wellington's BATS Theatre in early October. Tickets are available for Basement here and for BATS here.

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