Winner of Best Comedy at the Auckland Fringe 2017, Johanna Cosgrove's AUNTY is back.
Paying homage to the classic family BBQ (of which you are all invited to attend), we threw Aunty our most hard-hitting BBQ questions, she fielded them well.
WG: Whats the best thing to bring to a BBQ?
A: LOVE ME SOME CHEERIOS ALSO KIWI ONION DIP
WG: Worst thing to bring to a BBQ?
A: ANYTHING THAT GOES AGAINST MY DIET BE CONSIDERATE PLEASE
WG: Favourite non-alcoholic BBQ drink?
A: WHAT'S THAT LOL
WG: Favourite alcoholic BBQ drink?
A: MEDIUM WHITE CASK OF CHASSEUR SOMETIMES I KEEP IT CLASSY WITH A LINDEAUR BRUT. CASK WINE IS AN EXCELLENT INVESTMENT ALSO WHEN YOU GET TOO PISSED AND COMA JUST BLOW UP THE SACK AND USE IT AS A PILLOW
WG: What's your best BBQ memory?
A: JUST HAVING ALL THE WHANAU BACK TOGETHER ON THE RAZZ IS TRULY AMAZING, I LOVE MY FAMILY AND AM VERY PROUD OF THEM
WG: What's your worst BBQ memory?
A: WHEN I WAS VEGAN AND SOMEONE BROUGH A PIG ON A SPIT AND IT BLOODY STUNK, ALSO WHEN THE BOYS SCABBED ALL DURRIES LAST YEAR I WAS BLOODY PISSED OFF
WG: Can you convince our readers to attend your BBQ in one sentence?
A: AINT NOBODY DOES A DO LIKE AUNTY DOES A DO DOLLS